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Introducing the Tofuton

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"We'll always have Paris..."

Politically Correct Snowperson

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Steamed vegetables."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Just Stop Boil

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Touring Cyclist

Monkey-artist

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

'I blame global warming!'

Global Warmer 2000.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Earth stove