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Introducing the Tofuton

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"We'll always have Paris..."

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

'I blame global warming!'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Touring Cyclist

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Steamed vegetables."

Monkey-artist

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Earth stove

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Noisy energy?