Eco-conscious Snoozer Gifts

Conserve Energy

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Modern kite for wind energy.

Monkey-artist

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Sheep Ledger

Noisy energy?

Bed Seasons

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Solar Plant

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

"It's not easy being green…"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

Tree with Drain Pipe

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

'Styrofoam.'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

Gone to seed.

SOS of Garbage

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

Rapunzel tries to go Off-Grid.

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'