Tech-savvy Snoozer T-Shirts

'Push remote to return to flat position.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Sheep Ledger

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Whistler's father.

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

"Do you have one that has a snooze button?"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'That was a great meeting. No one woke up until it was over.'

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

"Ughh... I didn't sleep mode well last night... All my dreams buffered."

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

Computing in the Cloud

"You're closer. You get it."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."