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Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

Barcode Dreams

"My best friend is my phone."

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

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'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"Ughh... I didn't sleep mode well last night... All my dreams buffered."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'You can be replaced with CGI ya know!'

"I feel fine but according to my new watch I might be DEAD!"

"It's just not the same."

'Settings> thought store> offload random fears > upload to dreamcloud

'Aren't any of these interactive?'

"He's chasing his dreams."

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

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"I couldn't sleep."

'Welcome to your on line therapy session.'

"These endless software updates are killing your joie de vivre."

'His new mobile texts, sends emails, takes pictures, faxes, sends pictures. It's just a pity he hasn't any friends.'

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

"Security, would you review the surveillance tape and tell me where the hell I placed my keys?"

"Apart from reaching level 23 in 'World of Doom' do you have any other relevant computer skills?"

Creative Insomnia

The Evolution of Cartooning: "I don't get it..."

'Yes, I'm Cinderella, but I wasn't at the ball last night, I was busy texting my friends.'

"Am I a slave of social media? Nooo.....Just got to check this last message..."