Tech-savvy Insomniac Prints

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

Barcode Dreams

"My best friend is my phone."

Things that go beep in the night.

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."

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'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

"Before I prescribe a sleeping pill, I'd like you to try the opera."

"Ughh... I didn't sleep mode well last night... All my dreams buffered."

"When I can't sleep I don't count sheep I count my blessings."

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

Gracie can't sleep by counting sheep so she sleeps by counting A+ grades.

'You can be replaced with CGI ya know!'

"I feel fine but according to my new watch I might be DEAD!"

'Settings> thought store> offload random fears > upload to dreamcloud

"It's just not the same."

"He's chasing his dreams."

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

'Aren't any of these interactive?'

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'Welcome to your on line therapy session.'

"I couldn't sleep."

"These endless software updates are killing your joie de vivre."

"If you really wanted to, you could beat this insomnia with your eyes closed."

'His new mobile texts, sends emails, takes pictures, faxes, sends pictures. It's just a pity he hasn't any friends.'

I couldn't sleep so I thought I'd embroider my memoirs a bit.

'The internet is impacting my sleep. All my flying dreams look like Google Earth.'

'Yes, I'm Cinderella, but I wasn't at the ball last night, I was busy texting my friends.'

Creative Insomnia

Damsel surfs Macebook page on her laptop.

The Evolution of Cartooning: "I don't get it..."

"Security, would you review the surveillance tape and tell me where the hell I placed my keys?"

"Apart from reaching level 23 in 'World of Doom' do you have any other relevant computer skills?"