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'OK, but we're not going to drink the second bottle...'

How to make two yarmulke out of one Brassiere

'I prefer broadsheets, and they're handy for lining the rabbit hutch.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Litter Pick

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

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REPENT! Get back to nature

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Mother nature takes her course.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'