Eco-conscious Pet Owner Gifts

Cultivated Meat Pet Food Lab

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Bee flying to another flower.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Not to mention the park view."

Mother nature takes her course.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Go on - they're organic!'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"It's not easy being green…"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"