Eco-conscious Pet Owner Gifts

Cultivated Meat Pet Food Lab

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Not to mention the park view."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Mother nature takes her course.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"Woo-hoo!"

"It's not easy being green…"

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.