Eco-conscious Marketer T-Shirts

Marketing in the Anthropocene Era: "Hey, it's basically just another branding challenge. How do we make the looming possibility of human extinction sexy?"

'I don't know what 'Natural' means either, but business is great!'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The New Normal

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Price may vary with weather.

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

COP26

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

Population train.

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'