Eco-conscious Consumers T-Shirts

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

Shopper in front of store Produce display labeled 'Organic' and 'Trompe l'oeil'.

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

REPENT! Get back to nature

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COP26

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Mother nature takes her course.

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"