Climate-conscious Consumer T-Shirts

Woman at checkout signposted '8kg of carbon or less.'

Nature versus commerce.

But is it organic?

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

Price may vary with weather.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

The economy and the environment.

The big pause

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'These fruits and vegetables are very colorful, large, free of blemishes, pulpy and tasteless.'

"Oh get over it. It's crocodile. We're alligators."

'The automatic doors won't open.' 'Your carbon footprints are too light.'

Doctor's profits match a patient's scar.

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

Halal Meat Everywhere Shock!

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Grown for Flavour

2021 Highlights on TV - Viewer Discretion Advised

You Can Afford 8 Less Products Each Week

"I've already got one luv!"

'And push this little button to warm up the outdoors.'

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

"Forget it. Too many preservatives."