Eco-conscious Extraordinaire Gifts

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Mother nature takes her course.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Recycling bottle bank.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Who Was That Greta Girl Again?

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"It's not easy being green…"

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

Home Heating Oil

SOS of Garbage