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Marimba

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

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'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"Viola player coming through!"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

The Invention of Bagpipes

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

At the CD shop.

Cowpunk

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

"Now. Hear. This."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

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"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

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