Sound Exploration Pillows

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Saxophone Player.

Music downloads

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

The Invention of Bagpipes

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Cowpunk

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Earplugs £2 a Pair

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

Music Piracy

"Now. Hear. This."

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

Drum School, Sleep Clinic, Fire Alarm - Testing Lab.

But what is the sound of one hand clapping for one hand playing air guitar and one hand playing air drums?

Your cat is lunching on my wild birds. So? Keep him inside! He needs to express himself! Great! He can express himself musically! Fine! That should do it!

'Don't say anything!'