Eclectic Sound Explorer Gifts

Collussus Records. You say your music is influenced by Lawrence Welk and hip hop. What do you call it? "Bubble Rap"!

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Saxophone Player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Music downloads

"Viola player coming through!"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

The Invention of Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Cowpunk

At the CD shop.

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

Earplugs £2 a Pair

"I'd like to sing some songs from the great American songbook, I'll start with the Dead Kennedys. . ."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"Now. Hear. This."

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.