Eclectic Dresser T-Shirts

Pure research goes on apace at the continuous-electron-beam-accelerator facility as a nuclear physicist probes the nature of subatomic particles in Daisy-Patch print broadcloth boxers from J. Crew.

A woman holding the globe

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"Beanirrito"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

The Dandy

Honey Costume

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Utility Chic.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"Maybe this year..."

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

Closet.

Wallpaper Bouguet

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Beard, socks and sandals.

Fashionista

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Matching Outfits

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'