Eccentric Traditionalist T-Shirts

Office Head-Guard

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Man Reading Laptop.

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Time for Tea!

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Open House of Horrors

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Champagne at the hunt

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."