Eccentric Traditionalist T-Shirts

Office Head-Guard

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Bring out yer books!'

Man Reading Laptop.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Time for Tea!

Open House of Horrors

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Graffiti on guard's horse

Baptism Then and Now

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Champagne at the hunt

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Matador Artificial Insemination.