Eccentric Landscaper Gifts

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Mulch madness"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Industrial Beautification van

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

The stuff of Legend.

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

"The cat was there."

Sketchy Neighborhood

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

The world's first riding lawn mower.

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Never criticise his creative efforts...

'Oh no! It's the flying gardener.'

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Keep Off The Plastic Grass

'And this is our geodesic gnome.'

'Barry's turned his tunnel vision condition to his advantage.'

Beware of Snake

'Let's redo the yard with an asteroid theme.'

'The bird bath is broken.'

Gardening Tools

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