Ebert Admirer Mugs

"Ebert gives it a thumbs up."

Albert Einstein

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Love

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'According to Einstein's theory, if we can move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally deleted.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Blue Dress

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Young Elvis

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Escher flat-pack furniture

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

Einstein

Theory of Gravity

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

Goblin.

Publisher. "Matter into energy"

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

Law of Gravity Strictly Enforced.

Cut out and keep your own Einstein.

"Isn't it true that you ain't nuthin' but a hound dog?!"

It had to be you!

Albert Einstein