Ebert Admirer Prints

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Love

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Blue Dress

'Shh, wait! -- I'm getting an astral message from Sigmund Freud!'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Escher flat-pack furniture

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Goblin.

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

Theory of Gravity

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

It had to be you!

Two sea otters with smartphones