Eating Snacks Pillows

'The Degeneration Game'

'Elsewhere in the news, obesity and inactivity are sending baby boomers on a downward spiral!'

Couch potatoes/Spud Rugs.

Brenda tests to see if Karl can truly handle the low points of living together.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

Sheltering in place.

"N&Ns are almost as good, and they're half the price.

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

The wonderful world of cheese.

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Little league world series of poker.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"