Snack Time Pillows

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Rage.

The wonderful world of cheese.

Bowled over again!

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Love is when you watch television together.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Super Heroes.

Honest Vending

"Trail mix?"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

To do before Saturday...

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"