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'The Degeneration Game'

'Elsewhere in the news, obesity and inactivity are sending baby boomers on a downward spiral!'

Couch potatoes/Spud Rugs.

"The high-speed chase is over and the suspect is in custody -- We now return to our regular programming." It seems like this is regular programming!

Brenda tests to see if Karl can truly handle the low points of living together.

'Helen! I'm all settled in and I don't want to get up. Would you get the remote for me?'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

Sheltering in place.

"N&Ns are almost as good, and they're half the price.

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

The wonderful world of cheese.

Bowled over again!

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Little league world series of poker.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"