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'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Your French dip, sir.'

The Fourth Little Pig

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

Fast food. Even faster food

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Sausages.

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"You owe me five bucks."

Picking pastries.