Eating Outside T-Shirts

'You can't beat alfresco.'

"Look honey, it's Al Fresco."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

The Fourth Little Pig

'Your French dip, sir.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

6 Brothers Falafel

Fast food. Even faster food

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"You owe me five bucks."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'