Eating Outside T-Shirts

'You can't beat alfresco.'

"Look honey, it's Al Fresco."

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

The Fourth Little Pig

'Your French dip, sir.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Fast food. Even faster food

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

6 Brothers Falafel

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."