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'I envy your metabolism.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Queen of Quinoa

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Bubbling

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

Sewer Rats

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

'Couldn't Jack Spratt eat polyunsaturated fat?'

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"