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'I envy your metabolism.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Queen of Quinoa

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

Bubbling

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

Sewer Rats

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

'Hello - is that Jamie Oliver?'

'Couldn't Jack Spratt eat polyunsaturated fat?'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."