Eating Cookies Gifts

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Works every time.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"Roadkill cookies"

Cookie Surveillance

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!