Eating Cookies Gifts

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

And so begins another evening of serious hobnobbing

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Works every time.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"Roadkill cookies"

Cookie Surveillance

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."