Chocolate-chip Cookie Enthusiast Gifts

Pandora's other box

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"