Chocolate-chip Cookie Enthusiast Mugs

Pandora's other box

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."