'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'
Cookie-loving Reader Mugs
Start their day with a hug in a mug! Our cookie-loving reader mugs feature playful designs that celebrate their favorite treat, perfect for breakfast or a cozy afternoon read.
"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."
Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"
"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."
'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'
"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"
"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"
Do you have any cookies you aren't using?
"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."
'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."
"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"
Baking
'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'
"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."
"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."
"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."
'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'
"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."
"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."
The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.
Miracle Mom #5,293
"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"
"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."
"Roadkill cookies"
Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer
"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."
Instant Gratification Cafe.
'Prepare to meet your maker!'
'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'
"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."
' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'
Cookie-loving Reader Mugs Collection
Cookie-loving Reader Pillows
Find the perfect cookie-inspired pillows to add cozy, whimsical charm to their favorite spaces.
Cookie-loving Reader Prints
Browse our charming art prints celebrating cookie lovers—ideal for decorating their favorite reading corner or kitchen.
Cookie-loving Reader T-Shirts
Explore our collection of cookie-themed t-shirts and give them a fun, tasty way to wear their love for cookies proudly.