Easy Dinner Darling Prints

LAY ZEE FUK

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"You keep impeccable time."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'S'more wine?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Romantic Frogs

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"Michael, do your dinner."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."