Dinner Date Darling Prints

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Romantic Violinist.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

The Bare Minimum

'Tasty bird.'

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Hold that afterthought!"

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."

'All right, I agree with you.'

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'

'Maybe it's the wine talking but you look as good today as the day I first settled for you.'

"Would you care for something to talk about during dinner?"

It is lonely being an old man - but not being a ...

'I love you just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.'

"I'll wait, my wife's in the loo."