Diner Date Prints

'Tasty bird.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Romantic Violinist.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

The Bare Minimum

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

'I hope you agree, sir. They don't come any fresher than this!'

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

'Not...one...drop.'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'Have I ever told you how beautiful you are when you agree with me?'

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Look, I know I'm just the bread, but I feel like you guys aren't being emotionally honest with each other and it's going to cause problems down the road.'

'The only thing better than being comped an '83 Amarone, is having a girlfriend who isn't a wine drinker.'

"I never knew what love was until you came along and explained it to me."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"Remember the last time you took me out? We had ration books!"

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

"There's a kind of rhythm to making money that something inside me responds to."

'You'll love this place - the best fish restaurant in London.'

"Know any marches? I just gave him his marching papers."