Tv Dinner Darling Prints

'For the instant mashed potatoes, the head and serve puddings, the canned cranberry sauce, the defrost and serve pumpkin pie and the delivered roast turkey, we are truly thankful.'

LAY ZEE FUK

"You keep impeccable time."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

Traditional Family Meals

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

'I love you just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.'

"Those aren't three-star-restaurant pants."

'Do you think Doctor could see him soon, I have the dinner to prepare.'

"How's everything?"

'Are you sure you are not allergic to seafood.'

'Too many tv dinners I'm afraid.'

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

Man placing order in a restaurant: "You know what? I can't decide. Surprise me." "Very good sir." Waiter pops up naked and shouting "Kashunga!"

'Here's your 'Chef's Surprise,' sir -- I'm legally required to tell you that you have one last chance to change your mind.'

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

Fly at the tennis club cafe.

Gone out.Your custard pie's in the oven.

TV dinner

"Canned food, canned music, canned laughs. Yes we can."

'I'll have the dessert list and he'll have the Heimlich maneuver.'

"What are we cannibals?"