Dinner Drama Devotee Prints

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Modern Major General

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

The Perfect Foil

Shakespeare Street

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

Henrik Ibsen

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Moliere

'Lovely soup, just like my mother used to open.'

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

'After you with the camouflage.'

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

'I hear there's a fly in your soup?'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

TV moments we never see, 'Branded'