Easy Dinner Darling Gifts

LAY ZEE FUK

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"You keep impeccable time."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'S'more wine?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

Romantic Frogs

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Michael, do your dinner."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'