Eastern Medicine Explorer Pillows

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Mom's Spa'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

"This is just a placebo cast, but it makes a lot of people feel better."

Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

'Our experimental laser O.R. is in there.'

'Laughter is not always the best medicine, Mr. Jonic.'

"My goodness, your back is really knotted up this morning, isn't it?"

"Hello, A and E, which department do you need, stabbing, shooting or general GBH?"

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

Acupressure Gauge

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

"I'm going to prescribe you four metres of bubble-wrap three times a day."

"Your tests are back. We've ruled out anything covered by your HMO."

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'

'Have you tried Lourdes?'

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

"For our session today, I'd like to try something a little different."

'I don't suppose there's any chance of a 'professional discount'?'

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

"Our medical intuitive will read your now."