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Man undergoes acupuncture while doctor looks at acupressure gauge.

New Age Store.

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

Mass Confucian

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

An unlicensed acupuncturist

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"Take two aspirin and text me in the morning."

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Acupressure Gauge

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"I'm a doctor, I'm allowed to google it."

Wang Yangming opens a heart.

'Talk about temperamental. All I did was suggest he try vinegar and brown paper.'

"Just one more..."

1999 Influenza Chic.

'It's hop,hop,skip,rattle,rattle. Remember, the second rattle is the difference between curing jungle fever or just relieving the patient of uncomfortable gas.'

Porcupine Acupuncture

Clearance.