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'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'My advice is: Don't put all your eggs in one basket.'

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'As your financial adviser, I see nothing wrong with putting all of your eggs in one basket.'

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

"Hollow - just as I've always suspected."

"Do you know where Noah kept the bees?" "In the ark hives?"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

God's map of the universe

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

'Morning, Guys! Did someone say, 'Rise and shine'?

A surprise in heaven

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Regular Confession and Express Booth.

"I swear...I have no idea!"

Easter and Passover Island

'Thanks anyway, but I'm more interested in the goose that laid the golden egg.'

'But if He's omniscient, wouldn't praying just annoy him?'

"Still doing the egg thing?"

Alt-Right Thomas

Huntin' Easter eggs.

"Break an Egg!"

"God's love is unconditional. But you must act now. Offer may be withdrawn at any time. Void where prohibited by law."

God's Wrath Level: high.

Easter bunny Island.

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

The Miracle of Catching the Fishes (The Holy Bible).

Ch--Ch Means Nothing If "U" "R" Not in It