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"Thanks, man. I owe you one."

'I dread Easter! Every year they expect me to lay an egg!'

Easter Bunny as a Teenager

"I'm finding eggs from our Easter egg hunt. From five years ago."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Tartine

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Priest's 'To do' list.

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Too much sugar."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

An Unexpected Guest.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

Butterflies

Happy Easter

The Mouse Princess

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Night-time halo

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'