Easter Festivities T-Shirts

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

Humpty Dumpty

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Tartine

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Priest's 'To do' list.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Too much sugar."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

An Unexpected Guest.

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Butterflies

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Happy Easter

The Mouse Princess

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Night-time halo

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"