Easter Festivities Fan T-Shirts

"I hate putting my pretty pink next to your puke green!"

Happy Easter

Mr. Punch in Venice

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Missing Easter Egg

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"Hey - the GPS tracker I put on my Easter basket says it's in the kitchen!"

Easter Bonnet

Jesus and the Peeps

Springtime rabbits.

Easter Bunny!

Easter bunny Island.

'Hey, wait a minute!'

'Personally, I prefer a more traditional message for Easter Service.'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

Dog frightened by Giant Bunny

"It's the third day, so I decided to have fresh coffee ready."

Add to Basket?

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "