Easter Egg Adventurers Gifts

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

An Unexpected Guest.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Missing Easter Egg

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

"He goes to a real party preschool."

Chef chasing an egg.

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

Easter Rabid

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

'Remember, hop softly and carry a big carrot stick.'

Happy Easter!

"They suspect something."

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

"Break an Egg!"

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

'Happy Easter.'

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."