Easter Egg Adventurers Gifts

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

An Unexpected Guest.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Missing Easter Egg

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

"These Earthlings taste awful!"

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

"I like the Easter Bunny - I find him less judgmental than Santa Claus."

"He goes to a real party preschool."

"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."

'Phew! Four days without getting egg on my face!'

Happy Easter!

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Chef chasing an egg.

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Easter Rabid

"Break an Egg!"

The Last Supper or the First Easter?

'I'm afraid it's worse than we thought. The creamy nougat has spread to your head.'

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

'Happy Easter.'

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."