East Asian Culture Mugs

Pagoda

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Meet the scribe"

Venus

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

The Witches Discover The Wok

Tourists in Egypt

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Zeus's Caddy

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Pyramid catflap...

"I'm having my entrails read."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Nelson Mandela.

"Is anything good on?"

'Could you give us a push?'

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Pompeii restoration project.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Early Egyptian Fast Food Joints.

'I know what you're thinking.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'