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Pagoda

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Meet the scribe"

Venus

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

The Witches Discover The Wok

Tourists in Egypt

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Zeus's Caddy

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Pyramid catflap...

"I'm having my entrails read."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

"'I think, therefore I am'? - How illusory can you GET?"

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'Could you give us a push?'

"Is anything good on?"

Pompeii restoration project.

Nelson Mandela.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

Early Egyptian Fast Food Joints.