Oriental Culture Mugs

Acupressure Gauge

"Meet the scribe"

Venus

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

The Witches Discover The Wok

Tourists in Egypt

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Punk Reindeer

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Zeus's Caddy

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Pyramid catflap...

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"I'm having my entrails read."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Citizen of the world.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

'Could you give us a push?'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Pompeii restoration project.

Nelson Mandela.

"Is anything good on?"

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.