Oriental Culture Gifts

Acupressure Gauge

"Meet the scribe"

Venus

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Snowmen Around The World...

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Tourists in Egypt

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Punk Reindeer

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Zeus's Caddy

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Pyramid catflap...

"I'm having my entrails read."

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Citizen of the world.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Pompeii restoration project.

'Could you give us a push?'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Nelson Mandela.

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"