Earthy Veggie Enthusiast Pillows

GM Foods.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

"We're odd looking but just as good."

See you at the farmers market!

Vegetarian Birds

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Vegetarian Birthdays.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

Pea

'Needs more kale.'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Runner Bean...

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

Roasted Peppers

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Peas on Earth.

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Macho Vegetarian

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'