Earth Mover Aficionado Pillows

An Earth Mover.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

How Glaciations Begin

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Going Down?

Thumbing a Lift.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

The guy who got in on the ground floor

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

S**t Creek Halt

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."