Earth Mover Aficionado Pillows

An Earth Mover.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

How Glaciations Begin

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Going Down?

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Thumbing a Lift.

Elevator charge $1.00.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

The guy who got in on the ground floor

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'