Earning A New Belt Prints

Green Belt

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Bench Press Accident

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Baby kangaroo learning to play the trumpet.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

Cactus at Balloon Animal Class

I love Kung Fu.

The Karate Master

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"

Seat belts - The giving of life.

Great first flight Son! Don't worry, Fred will catch you if you fall...

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

"To be a martial artist, one must be at peace with oneself. You must have dexterity! You must have flexibility! And you must believe in the impossible."

'The first move you must learn, is how to open your wallet and pay for your lessons.'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Joe posthumously advances to the next rank...

They had always thought you had to be a karate master to get a black belt. Then one day, they discovered it was the other way around.