Earning A New Belt Mugs

Green Belt

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Bench Press Accident

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Baby kangaroo learning to play the trumpet.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica

Cactus at Balloon Animal Class

"Dang! This guy's good!"

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.

The Karate Master

I love Kung Fu.

"I think I'm getting the hang of it now!"

Great first flight Son! Don't worry, Fred will catch you if you fall...

Seat belts - The giving of life.

How Fatherhood Affects Belt Height: Father/Grandfather/Great Grandfather.

'The first move you must learn, is how to open your wallet and pay for your lessons.'

'Lesson number one, forget how your boyfriend told you to fasten your seat belt.'

"To be a martial artist, one must be at peace with oneself. You must have dexterity! You must have flexibility! And you must believe in the impossible."

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

Suddenly Evander realized why his Championship belt had felt so tight that morning,